It was the first day of school and a new student
named Martinez, the son of
a Mexican Restaurateur entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said " Lets begin by reviewing some
American History. ........... Who Said
" Give me Liberty, or give me Death ? "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except Martinez, who
Had his hand up, .......... " Patrick Henry 1775 . "
"Very Good ! "...........Who said " Goverment of the people , by the people , for the people, shall not perish from earth? "
Again , no response except for Martinez: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863." He said.
The Teacher snapped at the clarse , " Clarse , you should be ashamed."
Martinez , who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper. " SCREW THE MEXICANS "
" Who said that ? " she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up . " Jim Bowie. 1836 "
At that point , a student in that back said . " Im gonna Puke ."
The teacher glares , and asks " All right ! Now , who said that ? "
Again Martinez says " George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister 1991 "
Now Furious , another student yells, " Oh yeah ? Suck This ! "
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher
" Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky . 1997!"
Now with almost a mob Hysteria someone said. " You little crap, if you say anything
I'll Kill you ."
Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice,
" Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001 ."
The Teacher fainted, and the clarse gathered around
the teacher on the floor,
someone said,
"Oh crap , we're in Big Trouble!"
Martinez said,
"Saddam Hussein 2003" [smiley=metal.gif]
" I hope you guys liked it ........... I Did. "
